40 Jokes That Sound Dumb But Are Technically Correct

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andcallmeshirley
Feb 23, 2021 7:38 AM EST

Sometimes the balance between reality and absurdity is a fine line characterised by one word: technically. Technically, we're all sacks of stardust. Technically, words are nothing more than random sounds strung together. You get the idea. Here's a bunch of the latest hilarious posts from r/technicallythetruth, where those technicalities really make all the difference. 

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    Font - Daniel Bunn ... @DanielBunnJr In the sentence, "Love is a verb," "love" is a noun. 15:51 · 14/02/2021 · Twitter for iPhone 174 Retweets 29 Quote Tweets 2,234 Likes
    via r/technicallythetruth
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    Font - Tweet Slimecicle replied Fundy @FundyLive if you type 'nothing' backwards you get 'gnihton' which means nothing 4:21 pm · 16/02/2021 · Twitter for Android
    via r/technicallythetruth
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    Organism - sarah schauer @SJSchauer if god defines sex as between a man and woman then when two dudes bone it's not sex and therefore not a sin 03:24 10.03.20 · Twitter for iPhone 877 Retweets 8.592 Likes
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    Gadget - oilersfanTM @OilerArmchairGM 4d ATTENTION Read Me gray gris black negro sub sub Crayola 94 27 46 1,097 1 Muted @Muted 017 4d It's Spanish... Q 29 2714 ♡ 2,076 1 josh @joshunc11- 4d No, it's racist. Q 79 275 384 alecio @aleciophoto 4d Time to cancel Spanish! Q 26 2711 862 JaZmin with a Z @dancesw_abst... 4d v That's racist... Posted in r/facepalm by u/Phant0m76 O reddit
    via r/technicallythetruth
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    Plant - More images Muscle stitch What Is a Side Stitch? - Abdominal Pain - HealthCommunities.com HealthCommunities.com
    via r/technicallythetruth
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    Ecoregion - I would literally die if a boy did this to me
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    Product - Feb 17 If you could be shot anywhere on your body, where would you choose? the head Lol, no I mean where would you be shot to feel the least amount of pain Oh haha i gotcha the head
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    Water - KIA NOKIA
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    Font - Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow with great power comes great electricity bill 6:55 am · 19/9/19 · Twitter Web App 3,198 Retweets 9,842 Likes wwizi3.19/9/19 Replying to @pakalupapitow Watt a powerful message
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    Handwriting - 1.why are there rings on Saturn? Because God iked t, so he put a ringon it Atuen was NOT A Snge Lady Splipico.uk
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    Bird - EVER NOTICE WHEN GEESE FLY INAV FORMATION, ONE SIDE IS ALWAYS SLIGHTLY LONGER THAN THE OTHER? THIS IS BECAUSE THERE ARE MORE GEESE ON THAT SIDE
    via r/technicallythetruth
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    Automotive tire - This aged well
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    Nose - VIVr eny 15 hours ago Do you breathe? Yes 58% No 42% 2.6M votes 89K 1 E 18K 4-34 E 58% 400 velvetbettle ·3h Oxygen makes you weak Reply 1 43 O adyvyas · 2h Research has found 100% of people who breathe in oxygen die. 43 Sonic_boom123 · hates reaction m. · 29m Its hard to argue with your point 1 11 + ...
    via r/technicallythetruth
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    Handwriting - C. Write these words in alphabetical order. apkt 1. take value esu alory use 2. royal
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    Sky - Write an example of a risk This.
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    Food - When I bake bread, I give thousands of yeast organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly cooking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses. Farmers Anginst Misinformation
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    Font - John Opdenakker @j_opdenakker To the person who stole my Microsoft Office License. I'm gonna find you. You have my Word. 11:06 · 13 Feb 21 · Twitter Web App 243 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 1,654 Likes
    via r/technicallythetruth
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    Font - I debated a flat earther once. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong. He'll come around eventually.
    via r/technicallythetruth
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    Forehead - Joseph Cooper It's so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.
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    Font - Claire @AzureDoo Husband and I reminiscing about the time I texted him on my way home: "Can you start cooking those sausages?" Then added < 3 as a cute little heart. He cooked 2 sausages.
    via r/technicallythetruth
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    Rectangle - Hayeit Natoo @HayeitTheGreit9· Jan 29 when is the new map actually gonna drop 27 1 202 Among Us @AmongUsGame Replying to @HayeitTheGreit9 it's an airship it'd actually be very dangerous for it to drop on the ground too quickly 10:12 AM · Jan 29, 2021 · Twitter Web App 11 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 889 Likes
    via r/technicallythetruth
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    Rectangle - Hi Hello would you like to participate in a 1 question survey? Yeah omegle.com Thank you for your participation! Np
    via r/technicallythetruth
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    Outerwear - FOXHD I wasn't hurt that badly. plack The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. FOXHD BlackJ aen Plae That's where the blood's supposed to be. FOXHD
    via r/technicallythetruth
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    Photograph - In Houston, Texas, a 19-year-old boy named Rashaad died attempting to play Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol instead of a revolver. That Boy: Icall this game American roullete You have 0% chnce of surviving arjunrj1327 18 minutes ago He's open minded now and will never do it again Renly Give Award Share Deport Unsave
    via r/technicallythetruth
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    Cat - I HEAR YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SEND PEOPLE HEARTS AND KITTENS ON VALENTINE'S DAY YOU'RE WELCOME,
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    Food - I had this delicious omlette this morning. I seasoned the eggs with sugar, oil, and chocolate, and threw in a little flour for texture...
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    Font - fluorescentboi • 1h what. Bees can fly higher than Mt. Everest?! Reply 1 173 im-a-normal-human • 1h 9 e 2 Awards Mt. Everest can't fly, dumbass. 332
    via r/technicallythetruth
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    Property - Your house is burning down! You can only save one thing, what do you save? 187 Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg My house
    via r/technicallythetruth
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    Nature - P VIA 8SHIT Did you know? There is a kind of mushroom that if eaten only once, is enough to feed a person until the end of his life.
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    Font - Anonymous | 847430303 46 min ago Joker is probably one of the movies ever made. 210.1 kB JPG 6 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 847430395 44 min ago >>847430303 (OP) Its definitely one of the movies ever made
    via r/technicallythetruth
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    Hair - FRODO! PLEASE SAM NO, NOT AGAIN IFI TAKE ONE MORE STEP, I'LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME IVE EVER BEEN
    via r/technicallythetruth
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    Slope - hinata ++ @makloubae "Stay on the right path, even if you have to walk alone." Xavier That's the left path >
    via r/technicallythetruth
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    Watch - PUSH means push. means pull.
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    Font - Anonymous | 45243472 >be me >22 yo >overweight beta loser >decide to ft k it all and get my life in control >get new clothes >go to the gym >work out harder than ever in my life >sweat dripping off me >can't feel my legs >a couple of chads walk by >hear one of them say to the other >"What a fat loser" 42,2 kB JPG >... >He's technically right >l am losing a lot of fat 3 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 45243502 Nice keep going man
    via r/technicallythetruth
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    Product - r/AskReddit Posted by 1d O NSFW What mythical creature would you like to have sex with? 1 Vote 82 Share + SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL Boozed_Barbarossa 2· 1d Medusa would get me rock hard Reply 1 64 +
    via r/technicallythetruth
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    Clothing - Cargo space? PuntoOnine Car no do that. Car go road ở reddit
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    Font - INSTALLED ON: Ahe Ceil eiling DO NOT REMOVE
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    Car - People with these cars can easily steal your girl
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    Font - Jack O @King_o_da_world ICE CLIMBE Hypothermia is the coolest way to die This is true 2:36 AM · Apr 15, 1912 · Titanic iceberg 17.2K Retweets 1.1K Quote Tweets 79.5K Likes
    via r/technicallythetruth
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    Rectangle - cheeso theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become vardaesque this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read Source: cheeso
    via r/technicallythetruth

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